I’ve had a job since I was 15 but I just applied for a job for the first time in my life. I really hope I’m able to get a job at one of the locations because I could really use the extra income.

My sister is 12 and wears the same size bra as me.

agentsoftheimpala:

I hope one day to do anything with as much confidence as Aaron Tveit’s entrance in “One Day More” at the Oscars

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url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “crap”

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fantasyofmymind:

haveigonetoofar:

citymod:

gets me every damn time

regardless of your opinion on Lady Gaga and her music. This is pretty amazing she’s achieving her dream.

That’s exactly what I want.

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thefuuuucomics:

Shout out to IMDb for always reminding me where I recognise that actor from

alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

don’t forget

  • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support

One of my favorite things to do is to just sit and watch movies or hang out with Zack until the middle of the night. I think his presence just makes everything more enjoyable.

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution


shutupshea:

Hans: A Summary

the sequel

(partial credit to jamie)

how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

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autosage:

shrexything:

what

thats a really good gamecube cosplay

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